This was the match that nobody saw.
Set against the crystal clear blue waters and fine white sands of Boracay, on the summit of Mount Luho is where the action took place. To the left of the ring was Ms. Karengkeng, clad in a sexy black bikini complete with knee pads, elbow pads and a helmet that had slipped off at some point. To the right, next to the Tasmanian Devil (ehem, *relative*), bats, wildcats and dinosaur ducks is Monkey Pacquiao, standing disadvantageously behind the handicap of a cage.
Ting-ning-ning-ning-ning!!!
Rrround One!
Karengkeng sashays across the ring and towards the beast, eager to survey her opponent at close range. A harmless fuzzy he seemed to be, bringing the corners of her lips to rise into a smile.
"Why, hello there, lit---"
KARPOWWWW! In shock by the sudden and unforseen blow, Karengkeng makes a dash for the restroom to examine the damage.
It was a good thing not a soul had witnessed the scene, but here's the evidence just the same:
Karengkeng 0, Monkey Pacquiao 1.
Ting-ning-ning-ning-ning!!!
Rrround Two!
Sometime later, an unsuspecting lady comes up to Ms. Karengkeng.
"
Ma'am, may kamukha po kayong artista!" she exclaims in giggly, fangirl fashion.
"
Oh? Sino?" inquires our dearest.
"
Si Jinky Pacquiao po!"
Karengkeng 0, Monkey Pacquiao 2.Moral of the story: Never go to Boracay.
Pre & post battle photos
here.Meet Monkey Pacquiao
here. 
This is really late, but hell...here's what happened to us in my part of the city that was struck by the monstrous typhoon in comic form. Click on the photo to enjoy!